Burglars and constepation.

I dont sleep very well at the moment, this is due to my little sister making constepated noises and my paranoier that I am bieng burgaled. The most irritating of course is the sister.

Thats the bathroom door.

I asked the sister about it, and it turns out she was talking to herself in the room next door to the bathroom.
I have so many questions.

There is also the matter of burglars.

basically I will not get out of bed at night in case the burglars, who are of course not real here me. this includes trips to the toilet. And this makes quite a bother when you need to go. Because the burglars are watching me and will kill me because I am not in my bedroom.